The Random Musings of a bear

I staggered into my apartment, exhausted from work. An old nemesis, the California King bed was there - coiled & ready to strike! Before I could call for help, it attacked! Tangled in 300 thread count Martha Stewart sheets, I was pulled deep within the confines of its soft cotton cocoon. Struggle was futile. I surrendered to the overstuffed pillows and individually wrapped mattress springs and closed my eyes...